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SOPHIE: Well, that trip was a complete disaster
HARDISON: A trainwreck.
ELIOT: No, it was a shipwreck. And you know how I know that? ‘Cause I was in the wreck.
HARDISON: Hey, man, I don’t want to hear you complain. At least you don’t have to fix the air buds. You know what?-
ELIOT: Man, don’t talk me about the ear buds! I just fought three ex-Brazilian combat divers with spear-guns, underwater!
HARDISON: I don’t want to- I don’t want to hear it.
ELIOT: [poking Sophie] You believe this?
SOPHIE: Ow, don’t touch me! I’m sunburnt everywhere. I hate playing the French Heiress on the Topless Beach.
PARKER: Oh, I don’t know what you’re complaining about. I didn’t even get to see the emerald.
HARDISON: Are you for real?
SOPHIE: Parker, honestly?
ELIOT: Oh, my God, for the last time, it’s not an emerald! All right, it’s an island. It’s the “Emerald of the Caribbean”!
Leverage; 4.09 - The Cross My Heart Job